- [Garner arrives at Mitch's lifeguard tower riding a horse]
- Garner Ellerbee: What's the problem?
- Lt. Mitch Buchannon: Uh... we just had a serious ordinance violation committed.
- Garner Ellerbee: Wait, you called me here on an ordinance violation?
- Lt. Mitch Buchannon: No, I called you here because these ladies' purses were stolen. You commited the ordinance violation.
- Garner Ellerbee: Why?
- Lt. Mitch Buchannon: What the hell is this thing doing on the beach anyway? People could be trampled out there.
- Garner Ellerbee: Oh, never. Mitch, my dad owned a horse ranch in Georgia. I learned to ride horses before I learned to walk. You and your lifeguard trucks are far more dangerous than me and Kojak here. Now, you ladies can tell me what happened.
- [there are plopping sounds as the horse is relieving himself]
- Lt. Mitch Buchannon: Ugh! Uh, your horse dropped something. Kojak, huh? Telly Savalas never did that.