Tiny Toon Adventures (TV Series)

Elephant Issues (Why Dizzy Can't Read/C.L.I.D.E. and Prejudice/One Beer) (1991)

Joe Alaskey: Plucky Duck

Quotes 

• Plucky Duck : [Drunkenly stumbles over to a police car where he digs around inside and takes the keys]  Well, looky here, hows about we go for a lit - hic, a little ride

  Hamton J. Pig : You mean like steal a car and risk going to jail? Sounds like fun!

  Buster Bunny : Cool, man!

• Buster Bunny : [as Plucky drives the stolen police car while drunk]  So Plucky...

  [pauses to drink from the beer bottle] 

  Buster Bunny : ...how does it feel to be D.W.I.?

  Plucky Duck : D.W.I., what's that?

  [takes a drink from the bottle] 

  Buster Bunny : [Slurring his speech]  D.W.I., driving while intoxicated.

  Plucky Duck : Well, that's ridiculous, I don't know how to drive.

• Buster Bunny : What'll it be, boys? Juice? Milk? Soda? Or... a cold one?

  Plucky Duck : You mean...

  Hamton J. Pig : ...that's' beer! What are you thinking, Buster?

  Buster Bunny : Let's drink it!

  Plucky Duck , Hamton J. Pig : Drink it?

  Hamton J. Pig : But Buster, this isn't like you.

  Buster Bunny : I know, but in this episode, we're showing the evils of alcohol.