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Wed, Jan 5, 2005
When Parker and Patton realize Pierce still is a virgin who never even made 'second base', they give him brotherly advice -also for the cause of guys making girls easy- and Parker even hands-on practice, badly needed given Pierce's natural clumsiness... Patton has a scam selling his 'secret odorless aphrodisiac', actually water, but his accomplice has her own hidden agenda... Carol enjoyed getting out this month of taking the girls to her 98-year great aunt Sylvia, a nasty nagging bag, but envies Bob when they find Sylvia fallen to her death from diving down the garbage shoot after a cookie...
Wed, Jan 12, 2005
In a particularly foul mood, mother forbids Patton to date for a month 'to teach him respect for girls' and makes shopaholic Paige get rid of all cloths which don't fit in her closet, that's about half. When she tells Pearce she can't bring herself to sell the unlucky half at the second hand shop, her dear brother volunteers to do the job the next morning, but ignores she already sold the pile she meant... Pressed by ma Carol to teach Patton something to give him another source of pride then seducing, pa Bob shows him his meanest wrestling tricks, shamelessly abusing poor Parker, and finds the midget is actually talented, but after three weeks of triumphs his next opponent turns out to be an undefeated girl, an utter humiliation, maybe even by ma's feminist standards... Penny dares 'chicken nerd' Parker into taking her for a ride, but after his demonstration of safe driving she deliberately ignores a red light- and notices too late there was a camera working...