Private obviously based this Charlie's Angels parody based on MgG's movie rather than the TV show. Mya Diamond is the obvious star because she actually resembles Lucy Liu. Sandy Style's hair color is the only thing she shares with Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Dark is a lot better looking than Drew Barrymore so that works out just fine. Appropriately, nearly every sex scene is some kind of threesome but unfortunately at no time do all three Angels participate all together. There's also no sign of Bosley at all and while the movie Angels didn't use any guns, the Sex Angels shoot people left and right (after using their bodies on all the bad guys first).
After some establishing shot photographed in San Francisco, we move to Wally's Private Investigators Agency. The unseen Wally's intercom is just an old fashioned speaker lying on it's side. They probably thought nobody would notice the difference. Big W explains the case at hand to Gwendoline (Mya) and Tracy (Jennifer). Meanwhile Marcy (Sandy) is in another room doing two guys she refuses to share with her co-workers. An evil mastermind is planning to blow up the world for reasons undisclosed. The only leads to find this evil doer are that he belongs to a Martial arts sect called Chin Lu and has an eyed-patched assistant called Tania (Silvia Lancome).
So, Gwendoline goes to Doj Xin-Lu and seduces two stick-fighters in the locker room. This is because her motto is the old Chinese saying 'Before using violence, it is better to be a slut'. Meanwhile Marcy & Tracy visit the Lesbian Night Club "Inferno" to meet Tania. Marcy goes to the bathroom but ends up seduced by two girls in a dark room while Tania takes on Tracy. Then the film moves to the Swiss Alps for a not very exciting ski chase complete with imitation James Bond music. Gwen easily escapes from the same two bad guys, who are then disciplined by dominatrix Tania.
There's a nice old fashioned blue screen driving shot as Marcy and Tracy go to the hairdresser where they get a full body massage where they end up being captured. Of course they could have seen that coming, since the 'hair salon' had the same kind of black drapery for a background that they always had on the third season of Batman just before the fights started. Gwen arrives just in time for some really misplaced humor and unfunny Matrix Fu gags. Finally the mastermind reveals himself (not spoiled here) and Gwen uses her favorite Chinese motto to get him to tell them the location of the bomb.
Writer director Xavi Dominguez managed to get a bigger budget and some replacement Angels for the sequel, that even has a couple of stunts that actually look dangerous because apparently, anything MgG can do, X can do too.
6 out of 10
After some establishing shot photographed in San Francisco, we move to Wally's Private Investigators Agency. The unseen Wally's intercom is just an old fashioned speaker lying on it's side. They probably thought nobody would notice the difference. Big W explains the case at hand to Gwendoline (Mya) and Tracy (Jennifer). Meanwhile Marcy (Sandy) is in another room doing two guys she refuses to share with her co-workers. An evil mastermind is planning to blow up the world for reasons undisclosed. The only leads to find this evil doer are that he belongs to a Martial arts sect called Chin Lu and has an eyed-patched assistant called Tania (Silvia Lancome).
So, Gwendoline goes to Doj Xin-Lu and seduces two stick-fighters in the locker room. This is because her motto is the old Chinese saying 'Before using violence, it is better to be a slut'. Meanwhile Marcy & Tracy visit the Lesbian Night Club "Inferno" to meet Tania. Marcy goes to the bathroom but ends up seduced by two girls in a dark room while Tania takes on Tracy. Then the film moves to the Swiss Alps for a not very exciting ski chase complete with imitation James Bond music. Gwen easily escapes from the same two bad guys, who are then disciplined by dominatrix Tania.
There's a nice old fashioned blue screen driving shot as Marcy and Tracy go to the hairdresser where they get a full body massage where they end up being captured. Of course they could have seen that coming, since the 'hair salon' had the same kind of black drapery for a background that they always had on the third season of Batman just before the fights started. Gwen arrives just in time for some really misplaced humor and unfunny Matrix Fu gags. Finally the mastermind reveals himself (not spoiled here) and Gwen uses her favorite Chinese motto to get him to tell them the location of the bomb.
Writer director Xavi Dominguez managed to get a bigger budget and some replacement Angels for the sequel, that even has a couple of stunts that actually look dangerous because apparently, anything MgG can do, X can do too.
6 out of 10