Stand Up!! (2003– )

Kazunari Ninomiya: Shôhei Asai

Quotes 

• Shôhei Asai : Chie always acts cool when she's really not okay.

• Shôhei Asai : When I want to boost my confidence, I think about the ways I'm better than Ken-ken. Unlikely as it seems, there are three. First: I'm nicer. Second: I'm not very picky. Third: detailed knowledge of the manga "Sankokushi." On the other hand, he beats me in pretty much everything else: height, eye size...

  [Sho eyes Ken-ken's crotch] 

  Shôhei Asai : ... academics, athletics, even in romantic relationships.

• Shôhei Asai : Sure I want to do it too. But... this... It's... It's just... Shouldn't it be more... meaningful? You find someone you like. You fall in love. They mean something to you. It should be more... I... I'm through. I don't want to do it like this. It has to be someone I care about.

• Hayato Udagawa : Once sex was sacred. It wasn't something you talked about in public. But now if you don't do it you're considered weird! Isn't that horrible?

  Shôhei Asai : I guess.

  Hayato Udagawa : That's what Chris and Amanda say.

  Koji Enami : [to Kengo]  And who are they?

  Hayato Udagawa : [hands magazine to Kengo]  "Newsweek". Thanks.

  Kengo Iwasaki : Did you like it?

  [opens to article titled "Saying No to Sex: A Teenager Revolution"] 

  Koji Enami : [to Kengo]  You gave it to him?

  Hayato Udagawa : In this troubled world, we have the power to live with some dignity! Dignity is chastity!

  Shôhei Asai : What the hell?

  Hayato Udagawa : Chastity stickers! Take one.

  Shôhei Asai : I'm not a member.

  Hayato Udagawa : Just take it! Here, put it on your cell phone. And on your underwear, of course. It will protect you! Prove your allegiance!

  [offers stickers to Kouji] 

  Hayato Udagawa : Here.

  Koji Enami : I don't want it.

  Kengo Iwasaki : [accepting stickers from Hayato]  Here.

  Kengo Iwasaki : You actually want one?

• Hayato Udagawa : We CPG

  [Chastity Protection Group] 

  Hayato Udagawa : members will stay pure until graduation. No exceptions! Betrayers won't be forgiven!

  Shôhei Asai : You're scaring me.

  Hayato Udagawa : For now, keep your Johnson in your pants. No flying solo either.

  Shôhei Asai : That's too much!

  Koji Enami : You know, I cry myself to sleep every night.

  Hayato Udagawa : Rub salt in your eyes!

  Kengo Iwasaki : Incomprehensible.

  Hayato Udagawa : From now on, it's guys only.

  Shôhei Asai : What?