Tak 2: The Staff of Dreams (2004 Video Game)

Patrick Warburton: Lok

Quotes 

• Lok : [Woke up from sleep]  Hey, where did everybody go?

  Dead Juju : Hey, I'm right here, guy! Where we going?

  Lok : I'm off to save a princess. Name's Lok. You're like, one of the, uh, undead, right? Want to take a walk?

  Dead Juju : Wow! Could I, your highness? I've never partied with royals!

  Lok : Let's party on.

• Dead Juju : A juju shrine! We're saved! We made it!

  Lok : I thought we were goners. Volcanoes, vampire bats, those zombie ninjas of the Black Mist. We have been through it all. Better wait here, my man. I'll go contact the juju.

  Dead Juju : No, wait! But, I'm a juju! I can help us find Tak and Jibolba!

  Lok : Cool, cool. Well, why don't I contact somebody with some real juju power? We need something a little better than a piñata or a punch bowl, my party-going compadre.

  Dead Juju : Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're killing me, but you're right.

  Lok : [Comes to shrine]  Oh, great juju. We humbly summon your august majesty to this sacred place.

  Dead Juju : This is so exciting! Wow! Hello! We're going to get a fantastic juju! I'll be so honored to meet him!

  [Lok shushes him] 

  Lok : Don't interrupt the summoning. You might tick him off.

  [to shrine] 

  Lok : Okay, okay! Anyway, the most impressive of the jujus. We... summon you now!

  [Sees Party Juju from shrine] 

  Lok : You?

  Dead Juju : Hey, it IS me! I am the best! I AM THE GREATEST! I'm so happy to meet me! Let's celebrate! Punch for everybody!

• Tak : Where am I?

  Caged Juju : You're in the Woodies' Dungeon. This is where they keep their prisoners before the big event.

  Tak : Big event? What's that?

  Caged Juju : You'll see soon enough.

  Tak : Is there any way out of here?

  Caged Juju : Perhaps. Guess what's in the box and I'll give you a key to the lift over there.

  Tak : Okay. How many guesses do I get? Three?

  Caged Juju : As many as you like. I've got a lot of time on my hands. And, I'm bored. So, guess away.

  Tak : Great! Is it some... extra clothing?

  Caged Juju : No.

  Tak : Is it food?

  Caged Juju : No.

  Tak : Um, maybe some books?

  Caged Juju : No.

  Tak : Boy, this is tough. Don't worry. I'll get it. A goat?

  Caged Juju : No.

  Tak : A baby goat?

  Caged Juju : No.

  Tak : A very valuable gold necklace that's sacred to the Moon Juju? Uh, or maybe... Wait! I got it! Inside the box is a another box!

  Caged Juju : No.

  Tak : I've got it! There's nothing inside the box! That's it, isn't it? Nothing! Ho-ho! Yeah, it's a trick! You tricked me!

  Caged Juju : No.

  Tak : Yes, you did! There's nothing in there! Come on! Admit it!

  Caged Juju : No.

  Tak : Prove it.

  [the Juju opens the box, which has Lok] 

  Lok : Who are you calling nothing?

  Caged Juju : You were never going to get it right.

  Tak : Yes, I was. I was just starting to think. I was thinking, "Maybe, it's Lok".

  Caged Juju : No!

  Tak : Yes.

  Caged Juju : No, no!

  Tak : Yes infinity.