Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal (2004 Video Game)

James Arnold Taylor: Ratchet, Maximillian, Nature Channel Narrator, Announcer, Game Show Announcer, SuperFast Narrator

Quotes 

• Commander Sasha : Welcome aboard the Phoenix, gentlemen.

  Ratchet : Wow!

  Commander Sasha : Impressive, isn't she! The Phoenix is the pride of the Galactic fleet. She's equipped with the latest technology, Power deck training suit, auto vendors for armour and weapons, virtual firing range, Starfighter upgrade system and even a Gadgetron VG-9000 games system.

  Ratchet : VG-9000!

  Commander Sasha : Of course. With a Manex Fireball pro controller, VR headset and a Zero-G dancepad attachment.

  Ratchet : Will you marry me?

• Ratchet : Hey, it's Al! Got the shields up yet?

  Big Al : Silence! I am concentrating!

  Ratchet : What the... that's a Qwark vid-comic!

  Big Al : Excuse me... it is a historically accurate interactive graphic novel.

  Ratchet : How can you use the cities defense network to play a video game?

  Big Al : Simple. I bypass the security server with a 626 hack matrix adaptor and reprocess the graphic subprocessor.

  Ratchet : No I mean

  [sighs] 

  Ratchet : Clank... you speak nerd.

• Captain Qwark : [flying toward nerfarious secret base in the shuttle]  shotgun!

  Ratchet : Ow! Hey What are you doing?

  Captain Qwark : Move over! I'm drving!

  Ratchet : Hehe no thanks. Id rather get there in *one piece*

  Captain Qwark : Stand down solider! This is your *captin* speaking!

  Ratchet : Captin my...

  [they fight over the controls] 

  Ratchet : Dont sit on the flightstick!

  Captain Qwark : OW!

• Joe : I seen him run right though our camping site! He was buck naked, screaming and holding a bananer. Or maybe it weren't a bananer. It could be...

  Nature Channel Narrator : One of Nature's Mysteries!

• Ratchet : Skidd? What are you doing here?

  Skidd McMarxx : My codename is shadow dude bro. Black Ops are my speciality. I figured you guys could use my help.

  Ratchet : Err... thanks Shadow Dude but I think we've got this one covered.

  Skidd McMarxx : All right... I'll just take my Hacker and go back to ship.

  Ratchet : Hacker! Oh well you know on second thoughts, we'd like you to join the mission Shadow Dude.

  Skidd McMarxx : Awesome... this is gonna be sick!

• Helga : Oh, the little man is cocky now. Perhaps you'd like to meet Helga on the wrestling mat. Let's see how cocky you are, twisted up like a wet noodle.

  Ratchet : Maybe next time.

  Helga : Hah! Pansies.

• Ratchet : Hey, there's Dr. Nefarious. And that butler guy. And they've got Clank. Hey, how about that, they're holding you prisoner... I guess I should be feeling pretty stupid right now. I don't suppose there's any chance you're the evil Clank?

  [Klunk giggles] 

  Ratchet : I thought not.

• Ratchet : Uhh... hi, there, Skidd. Is Sasha there?

  Skidd McMarxx : Sasha and Qwark are meeting up with the president, they left me in charge!

  Ratchet : And Al?

  Skidd McMarxx : He's out for lunch.

  Ratchet : Helga?

  Skidd McMarxx : In the sauna!

  Clank : Qwark's monkey, perhaps?

• Ratchet : We can't go without Qwark! He would have waited for us... I think.

  Klunk : Good for him.

• Maximillian : Your luck is extraordinary sir, but do you lose as gracefully as you win?

  Clank : I would not know Maximillian. I never lose.

• Ratchet : [deleted scene]  Do you hear that?

  Clank : Yes. The auditory vibrations seem to be emanating from...

  [Skidd arrives with his vehicle] 

  Skidd McMarxx : Whoa! That was some sick hang time!

  Ratchet : Where'd you learn to drive, you Blarg headed thunder monkey? Skidd? Skidd McMarxx?

  Skidd McMarxx : Ratchet? No way! Talk about a blast from the past. Dude, you gotta get in on this off-road racing action! The grand prize is a Refractor!

  Clank : That is not possible. We are on a mission for the Galactic President.

  Ratchet : Well, maybe just one quick race.

  Clank : What about Dr. Nefarious?

  Ratchet : Trust me, I have a funny feeling we're going to need that Refractor pretty soon.