Directed by
| Elizabeth Starr | ||
Writing Credits (in alphabetical order)
| Elizabeth Starr | ... | (concept) (as Queen Cones) |
| Elizabeth Starr | ||
Cast (in credits order)
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Elizabeth Starr | ... | Queen Cones / Intern Bunny |
| Summer Cummings | ... | Lieutenant Lusty | |
| Misty Knights | ... | Major Melons | |
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Summer Sinn | ... | Sergeant Snatch |
| Utah Sweet | ... | General Tease | |
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Christine Allure | ... | Corporal Coochie |
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Officer Boobieluver | ... | Self |
| Ron Jeremy | ... | President Bushwacker | |
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King Kockalott | ... | Self |
| Christian XXX | ... | Private Pussylicker | |
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Dazzle | ... | KTVFU Camera Crew / Running Husband |
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Gizmo | ... | KTVFU Camera Crew / Running Husband |
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Brad Spitt | ... | KTVFU Camera Crew |
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Les the Mess | ... | Running Husband |
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Patrick | ... | Running Husband |
| Rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
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Rod Long | ... | Professor Tittenheimer |
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Alexis Star | ... | Betty Bangit |
Produced by
| Elizabeth Starr | ... | executive producer |
Editing by
| Uncle Paul | ||
Makeup Department
| Arta | ... | hair stylist / makeup artist |
| Curtis | ... | body artist |
| Michael Dates | ... | hair stylist (as Michael) / makeup artist (as Michael) |
| Gear | ... | body artist |
| Miranda | ... | hair stylist / makeup artist |
| Cailey Taylor | ... | body artist |
Sound Department
| Daniel Gautier | ... | sound mixer |
| Gizmo | ... | sound |
| Brad Spitt | ... | sound |
Special Effects by
| Uncle Paul | ... | special effects |
Camera and Electrical Department
| Dazzle | ... | second camera operator |
| Les the Mess | ... | grip |
| Elizabeth Starr | ... | camera operator |
| Slain Wayne | ... | second camera operator |
| Ed Wood Jr. | ... | second camera operator |
Costume and Wardrobe Department
| Elizabeth Starr | ... | costumes (as Queen Cones) |