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The girl who plays Angie is the worst actor ever, even worse than David Caruso. She changes between an English, French, Australian, Russian, Japanese, Swahili, Klingon, and Pig Latin accent throughout the course of the movie, and is just about the worst deliverer of lines ever. Stephen Hawking would be much better delivering her lines than she would be. The other "actors" are only slightly better. The guy who "plays" Angie's boyfriend is pretty much a loser, and is not even close to a representation of a normal boyfriend. The guy is a blubbering pansy and can't even break down a door when his girlfriend is being raped by a lesbian ghost. All he manages to do is hold on to the doorknob and fling his body against the door while crying for his friend to try to bail him out. The guy who plays Carter is the best actor in the movie, which is about as good as being the best pedophile in the mental hospital. The movie does get better in the last ten minutes, but seeing as the first part of the movie is really nothing but a display of how not to act, this is not much of a feat. The only good thing about the entire movie are the bearable opening credits, and the ending montage, which is actually okay. Other than that, the movie should be sent to the Middle East with Barney and join him as a torture device for prisoners.