Kaamelott (2004–2009)

Stéphane Margot: Calogrenant, roi de Calédonie, Kalogrenant, Calogrenant - Roi de Calédonie, Calogrenant, Roi d'Ecosse

Quotes 

• [Arthur, his knights and Père Blaise are meeting at the round table] 

  Galessin, Duc d'Orcanie : Sire, I'm trying to understand.

  Calogrenant, Roi d'Ecosse : We've succeeded in catching the cattle thief, but he refuses to tell us the name of his accomplice: what are we waiting for?

  Arthur, roi de Bretagne : What are we waiting for?

  [checking with Père Blaise] 

  Arthur, roi de Bretagne : He still doesn't want to talk?

  Père Blaise : Still not. He says that we get on his nerves.

  Calogrenant, Roi d'Ecosse : Even better.

  Galessin, Duc d'Orcanie : Who does he think we are, I ask you!

  Bohort, chevalier : What do you want us to do about it?

  Calogrenant, Roi d'Ecosse : We're not lacking in solutions.

  Léodagan, roi de Carmélide : It's true that it's curious, this not wanting to torture. Where does it come from?

  Arthur, roi de Bretagne : It comes from my home. There's no torture, that's all.

  Bohort, chevalier : It's good that.

  Galessin, Duc d'Orcanie : Yes, it's very good. Very modern.

  Calogrenant, Roi d'Ecosse : And while we're waiting the accomplice is getting away.

  Léodagan, roi de Carmélide : [to Arthur]  Torture, it's not what you think! When it's done by a pro there's not a drop of blood.

  Calogrenant, Roi d'Ecosse : Just taking the tools out he cracks.

  Arthur, roi de Bretagne : And if he doesn't crack?

  Léodagan, roi de Carmélide : Ah well, then it's butchery!