Kaamelott (2004–2009)

Joëlle Sevilla: Séli, femme de Léodagan, Séli, Séli, femme de Léodagan, mère de Guenièvre

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Quotes 

• Séli, Guenièvre's mother : You know, the roof of your castle's falling apart.

  Léodagan, roi de Carmélide : She's an expert on carpentry now.

  Séli, Guenièvre's mother : I was sitting here at breakfast and a bird fell in my lap.

  Guenièvre : A bird?

  [runs out of the room in a panic] 

  Séli, Guenièvre's mother : What did I say?

  Léodagan, roi de Carmélide : Something stupid.

• Goustan, Le Cruel : The problem in Carmélide, the demographic decline.

  Guenièvre : Well, if you just chop people's heads off arbitrarily.

  Séli, Guenièvre's mother : That's bound to have an effect on depopulation.

  Goustan, Le Cruel : I wonder where all those bloody peasants go.

  Arthur, roi de Bretagne : They all come here. They chose between The Cruel and The Just.

• Séli, Guenièvre's mother : What have you done with our daughter today?

  Arthur, roi de Bretagne : Ever since you said there were birds falling through the roof she refuses to set foot in the dining hall again. And she's scared of birds because they have no arms!

  Séli, Guenièvre's mother : How could I have raised that kid without noticing her fear of birds. Like that one

  [points to Yvain] 

  Séli, Guenièvre's mother : , no idea what's wrong with him.

  Léodagan, roi de Carmélide : I have everything you need.

  Séli, Guenièvre's mother : I mean his fears.

  Léodagan, roi de Carmélide : Wasps?

  Yvain, Guenièvre's Brother : Not true!

  Léodagan, roi de Carmélide : Remember that time at his grandfather's? A wasp came flying round and he went all blue?

  Séli, Guenièvre's mother : Oh! That's what that is! That's why he eats in the kitchen during the summer and doesn't set foot outside!

  Yvain, Guenièvre's Brother : Gauvin's cousin got a wasp sting in his mouth and they had to cut his throat open so he could breathe.

  Arthur, roi de Bretagne : What with him who eats in the kitchen and his sister who eats in her room, it's getting quite special.

• Séli, Guenièvre's mother : They should stop giving banquets for 50 people every month.

  Léodagan, roi de Carmélide : This one's for the chiefs of the clans.

  Séli, Guenièvre's mother : So?

  Léodagan, roi de Carmélide : They're not 50. They're 2,000.