Kaamelott (2004–2009)
Loïc Varraut: Venec, marchand d'esclaves, Venec
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Quotes
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[Venec is still boasting about his products]
Venec : [showing small toothed pliers] This is part of what I call the travel range. When you are out and you don't want to carry all the other stuff around with you, you take this.
Léodagan, roi de Carmélide : And that's for?
Venec : You chop off a finger at the first phalanx.
Arthur, roi de Bretagne : Well, that's less vicious anyway.
Bohort, chevalier : Less vicious?
Arthur, roi de Bretagne : Compared with everything else.
Venec : It is progressive. One phalanx, another phalanx, if that does not work, you return to the first finger, you take out another phalanx... Anyway, it comes with a booklet which explains it all.
Léodagan, roi de Carmélide : We can always take four or five of them, not a bad investment.
Venec : There we go, the whole tour. There is also this...
[brings out large shears]
Venec : It is a beautiful tool, too.
Arthur, roi de Bretagne : What do you cut with that?
Venec : Whatever you like really, but it's rather for anything genital.
Bohort, chevalier : Do you mind if I vomit?
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Lancelot : The reason we've called you here is that we have a serious problem.
Arthur, roi de Bretagne : Excalibur has been stolen.
Venec : Excalibur? Your magic sword?
Arthur, roi de Bretagne : Exactly.
Venec : So you called me here because I'm the chief thief?
Lancelot : That's right.
Venec : Well, let me have a look
[brings out a diary]
Venec : Yeah, yeah, they were my guys.
Arthur, roi de Bretagne : You told them to steal Excalibur?
Venec : I told them to steal stuff, I didn't specify Excalibur!