Ninja Nonsense (2004– )

Daisuke Kirii: Ninja 3, Ninja 2

Quotes 

• [the ninjas are reading a dirty magazine] 

  Sasuke : Hey, I found a girl I like.

  Ninja 1 : Ooh, I'm gonna marry her.

  Ninja 3 : If only her boobs were a little bigger.

  Ninja 2 : All right, keep turning. Go to the next page already.

  Sasuke : Wait, I'm not done reading her profile.

• Ninja 1 : That's a homerun for the girl's team!

  Onsokumaru : Stop! Now wait just a minute here!

  Ninja 1 : What? You have a problem with my judgement as the umpire? Assistant umpire, *that's* a penalty.

  Ninja 3 : Yes sir!

  Ninja 2 : Well, look at this. It looks like the assistant umpire has made a stick to shove up his butt.

  Onsokumaru : Dah, those stubby branches look like they'd be incredibly comfortable but, uh...

  Ninja 2 : Onsokumaru does not look too pleased with that penalty.

• Onsokumaru : Hmm, what's that?

  Ninja 3 : Ow! Ah! That's my butt!

  Kaede Shiranui : It's been fun, but can you guys please leave now?

  Sasuke : Did you hear that, Onsokumaru? What a terrible order. I can't believe how rude she is.

  Onsokumaru : No, I couldn't understand her at all, actually. Apparently, this village only seems to speak the language of selfish priss.