Across the Universe (2007)

Joe Remy Dolinsky: Hippie Dude

Quotes 

• Max : And you know what really pisses me off is I swallowed all those cotton balls and they never even took a damn x-ray.

  Hippy dude : You still have options man.

  Max : Yeah, jail or Canada and they both suck. I mean I could never come home, so what is it, it's a choice of a 6x4 cell or an endless wasteland of frozen tundra.

  Hippy dude : Montreal is cool.

  Max : Man, they speak French.

  Hippie Guitarist : So learn French. Learn French or die.

• Hippy dude : You have options, man.

  Max : Yeah, jail or Canada - and they both suck!