Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)

Brandon Routh: Todd Ingram

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Quotes 

• Todd Ingram : We have an unfinished business. I and he.

  Scott Pilgrim : He and me.

  Todd Ingram : Don't you talk to me about grammar!

• Scott Pilgrim : You once were a ve-gone, but now you will begone.

  Todd Ingram : Ve-gone?

• Envy Adams : You are incorrigible.

  Todd Ingram : I don't know the meaning of the word.

  Text : He really doesn't.

• Vegan Police : Freeze! Vegan Police!

  Vegan Police : Vegan Police!

  Vegan Police : Todd Ingram, you're under arrest for Veganity Violation Code Number 827: imbibing of half-and-half.

  Todd Ingram : That's bullroar!

  Vegan Police : No vegan diet, no vegan powers!

  Todd Ingram : But-But this is only my first offense. Don't I get three strikes? I mean...

  Vegan Police : [to Policeman #2]  Take it.

  Vegan Police : [whips out notepad]  12:47 on February 1st: You knowingly ingested gelato.

  Todd Ingram : Gelato isn't vegan?

  Vegan Police : It's milk and eggs, bitch.

  Vegan Police : [still reading]  On April 4th, 7:30 pm, you partook of a plate of chicken Parmesan.

  [Envy gasps, then glares at Todd] 

  Todd Ingram : [feeble]  Chicken isn't vegan?

• Todd Ingram : Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday.

  Scott Pilgrim : What?

  Todd Ingram : Because you'll be dust by Monday... because you'll be pulverized in two seconds. The cleaning lady? She cleans up... dust. She dusts.

  Scott Pilgrim : So, what's on Monday?

  Todd Ingram : 'Cause... it's Friday now, she's the weekends off, so... Monday, right?"

  Envy Adams : Basically, you can't win this fight, so you better give up on this girl, 'cause Todd's gonna kill you.

  Scott Pilgrim : You used to be so nice!

  [Runs towards Todd Ingram, who holds his hand up and lifts him a foot into the air with his mind powers, then hurls him through a brick wall] 

  Stephen Stills : Um, Scott, we're gonna go to Pizza-pizza for a slice, call us when you're done...

  [He and Kim walk off] 

  Envy Adams : Oh, he'll be done, real soon...

  Todd Ingram : [a long bass note is played from the hole]  Sounds like someone wants to get... funky.

• Todd Ingram : I partake not in the meat, nor the breastmilk, nor the ovum, of any creature, with a face.

• Julie Powers : You guys doing anything fun while you're in town?

  Todd Ingram : Fun? In Toronto?

• Stephen Stills : I always wondered, how does not eating dairy products give you psychic powers?

  Todd Ingram : Okay. You know how you only use 10% of your brain? That's because the other 90% is filled with curds and whey.

  Kim Pine : Did you learn that at Vegan Academy?

• Todd Ingram : Dude, I can see in your mind's eye, that you put half-and-half into one of these coffees, in an attempt to make me break vegan edge. I'll take the one with soy. Thanks, tool.

  Scott Pilgrim : Actually, muchacho, I poured the soy in this cup. But I thought real hard about pouring it in that cup. You know, in my mind's eye or whatever.

  Todd Ingram : What are you talking about?

  Scott Pilgrim : You just drank half-and-half, baby.