- Homer Simpson: This is the last picture on the roll.
- Bart Simpson: Praise the lord.
- Homer Simpson: You watch your mouth, you little smart ass.
- Homer Simpson: Come on everybody, time for the family portrait!
- Homer Simpson: [the family ignores Homer] Let's bunch together now, here we go!
- Homer Simpson: [the family continues to ignore Homer]
- [yelling]
- Homer Simpson: Move it!
- Homer Simpson: [setting up for the second photo] Almost ready! Here we go...
- Bart Simpson: Let's get this show on the road man, we got things to do!
- Lisa Simpson: Yeah, dad...
- Homer Simpson: Okay, here we go... .
- Lisa Simpson: [Homer joins the family for the photo] Make room for jumbo... ..
- Homer Simpson: What'd you say?
- Lisa Simpson: Nothing!