Bromwell High (2005– )

Gina Yashere: Keisha Marie

Quotes 

• Keisha Marie : [helping Natella with her speech for school president]  Peace to Tupac! Fuck tha police!

• Keisha Marie : Why is I have to study English? I speaks the bitch!

• Keisha Marie : He looks rough. R-U-P-H, rough.

• Natella : I'm going to call my presentation, "Into the Melting Pot: a Carnival of Nations"!

  Keisha Marie : I'm going to call mine "Into the Shitpot: a Carnival of Shit".

• Keisha Marie : They's prejudiced against me because of the color of my skin! But I'm not here to talk about the struggle.

• Keisha Marie : [Keisha is being interrogated by the police]  I told you, you got the wrong bitch! I'm J-Lo.

• Martin Jackson : [Martin has just sold his novel, thus quitting his teaching job]  Hee hee! You will never use anything I've taught you! And you're all idiots! Especially Keisha!

  Keisha Marie : [smugly]  He chose me.

• Keisha Marie : That was shit. S-H-T-F, shit.

• Keisha Marie : Police force is bad. B-A-F, bad.

• Keisha Marie : We're crap. K-R-C, crap.

• Keisha Marie : Shouldn't you be at the news agent?

  Natella : [annoyed]  Shouldn't you be doing crack in the hood with all your gangsta yardie motherfuckers?

• Guidance person : Keisha, you're being sent to a school for the exceptionally challenged. Do you understand what that means?

  Keisha Marie : What d'you reckon?

  Guidance person : Well, what part don't you understand?

  Keisha Marie : "Epsteptionally".

  Guidance person : Well, that means "very".

  Keisha Marie : And "challenged".

  Guidance person : Well, that means "stupid". So you see, I could have said we're sending you to a school for the very stupid.

  Keisha Marie : [pauses to digest this information]  Yes!

• Keisha Marie : So today's the day...

  Natella : Yep, D-Day.

  Keisha Marie : Yep, Thursday.

  Natella : Friday.

  Keisha Marie : Yep, Wednesday.

  Natella : No, it's Friday, Keisha.

  Keisha Marie : Or is it D-Day?

  Natella : Yes, but that's...

  Keisha Marie : You think you know so much about the days of the week!

• Natella : [after playing her sitar and Gavin breaks it on stage]  Well, what do you think? Give me your honest opinion.

  Keisha Marie : You were shit, shittier than shit. You were so shit it made me wanna block out my ears of shit and eat some shit, and then do a shit.

  Natella : Right... Latrina?

  Latrina : Shit.

  Natella : Well, obviously I can't expect you to appreciate the subtleties of Indian classical music. For my talents to be truly appreciated, I require a more sophisticated audience.

  Keisha Marie : I agree, if sophisticated means deaf.

• [Keisha has been speaking in riddles] 

  Latrina : What class do we have next?

  Keisha Marie : Across the channel lies a land / Whose words we cannot understand

  Latrina : Ah, French.

  Keisha Marie : Double Chemistry.