TimeSplitters: Future Perfect (2005 Video Game)

Wayne Forester: Jacob Crow

Quotes 

• Sgt. Cortez : Hold it right there, Crow!

  [Crow stops trying to sneak away] 

  Sgt. Cortez : Where are they?

  Old Crow : What?

  Sgt. Cortez : The crystals! The time device!

  Old Crow : What are you talking about?

  Sgt. Cortez : Don't play dumb with me, Crow! I know everything! I know you used the crystals to travel back to 1994 to tell your younger self to carry on your twisted genetic experiments, using the power of the time crystals!

  Old Crow : [He hasn't done this yet so he is confused]  Really?

  Amy Chen : [Also has no idea]  Really?

  Sgt. Cortez : [Looks at both of them like they are crazy, in an 'Of course!' sort of way]  Well... yeah!

  Old Crow : And where exactly do I get this "time device"?

  Jacob Crow : [Teleports in from nowhere, not realizing Cortez is present]  Don't be alarmed. It's me, your younger self. I have come from the past to give you this time device! You must take it, and...

  Old Crow : Ah ah! I think I already know.

  Jacob Crow : [Notices Cortez, recognizes him]  Ah, okay then... oh, it's the red button.

  [Disappears] 

  Old Crow : Ha ha ha! Ta ta! I'm off to live forever!

  [Disappears, laughing menacingly] 

  Sgt. Cortez : [Visibly getting angry, because he has just given all that information which otherwise would not have been known by Crow]  Ahhhh... AHHHHH

  [Yells] 

  Sgt. Cortez : DAAAAAMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT!

  Harry Tipper : [Cortez's yell is so loud it goes to the 60s, where Harry hears it]  Space man!

  [Kitten Celeste moans for him to keep making out] 

  Harry Tipper : Oh... oh right. He he.

• Jacob Crow : Never mind. You're too late; you can't stop me now!... er... us... well, me! Get us out of here. Ha-ha-ha-ha! See you in the future, sucker! Ha-ha-ha! The red button!... No, the one on the side. Ha-ha-ha! Yea, that one! Ha-ha-ha!

• Timesplitter Crow : [last words]  Rosebud.