Thu, Nov 12, 2009
Johnny is desperate for a new bike and he plans to win one by selling cookies - the only catch - he has to become a Lady Bird Scout. But before he knows it he's sold 1000 boxes of cookies and is doubling Dukey on a brand new bike! The excitement of the new bikes fades quickly when Sissy tells Johnny she was trying to sell 1000 boxes of cookies so she could donate them to charity. Johnny comes up with a way for Sissy to sell enough cookies to get bikes for charity. / After working in the extreme heat of the desert Susan and Mary decide to find a cooler and easier way to locate a prehistoric sloth bone. It's simple, they'll send their little brother back in time using their invention - the turbo time tea house. Johnny takes the Time Teahouse back to the age of dinosaurs but something goes terribly wrong on the return trip - Johnny is transformed into a cave man! Before the girls can say "prehistoric sloth bone" Cave-Johnny is lose on the streets of Porkbelly. Susan and Mary rush to turn Johnny back into his old self before he distroys Pork Belly and more importantly before their Dad finds out what they've done.
Thu, May 6, 2010
What's gotten in to Johnny and Dukey? They are spitting meatloaf balls at Dad, destroying Mom's new car and throwing monkey dance parties in the lab! Johnny and Dukey claim they're innocent but no one believes them. / The Santa Banana winds are blowing through Porkbelly and have made the conditions perfect for Johnny to be the first kid in history to skateboard down "Suicide Hill"!
Thu, Jun 17, 2010
The "Grow Your Own Monster" kit that Johnny ordered has finally arrived! He quickly puts the Monster pill in a glass of water. Johnny doesn't realize the girls have switched his glass of water with the side effect of their "Behavior Modification Serum" hoping he would drink it. Johnny is on the verge of giving up, when suddenly his monster gets bigger and comes to life! Johnny can't believe his luck, while Dukey can't believe this can be a good thing. The girls reassure Dukey that the monster will be fine as long as it stays small; unfortunately Johnny puts "Gammy" in the family swimming pool! As he's growing Gammy is becoming more and more aggressive and leaving a trail of destruction through Porkbelly. Will the military be forced to stop him or will the girls be able to get him the serum that will mellow him out? / Johnny has vowed to never speak to Sissy again! Unfortunately, Mr. Teacherman pairs them up for a class project. Johnny he needs an A or he'll be heading to the "special classes" with Mrs. Crabapple. Johnny does NOT want to become one of Crabapple's Bad-Apples, but he can't be Sissy's partner either....she's nuts. Johnny does the only thing he can - he consults his sisters. They tell him that he and Sissy have incompatible personalities but they can change his personality in their new invention - the Personality Twister. Johnny agrees and he comes out new and improved. Mom and Dad discover Johnny has had a personality makeover, they like the new Johnny but they have to tell the girls to turn Johnny back. However there is a small problem - the machine has lost Johnny's DNA sample and doesn't seem to know who Johnny is. Will the girls ever be able to get the old Johnny back?
Tue, Jun 1, 2010
Johnny has just received his 99th detention! If Dad finds out he is sending Johnny to Old Hickory Military Academy for wild boys. / Secret agents Black and White need Johnny's help. Princess Maribel of Muldavia has disappeared and she needs to present a treaty with Schmuldavia to end the dispute between the two countries.
Thu, Jul 15, 2010
Johnny and Dukey bet Susan and Mary their Bullseye Mart Gift Cards that they couldn't beat them out of Porkbelly National Park and back to civilization. / Mom is sent to a weekend conference at a fancy hotel overlooking the ocean. The best part is that she gets to bring the whole family...except for Dukey.
Mon, Jul 26, 2010
Mr. Black is devastated when Mr. White ends their friendship. With nowhere to go Mr. Black turns to the Tests for shelter. But it doesn't take long before he wears out his welcome with Johnny. / When Mom and Dad discover Johnny has no friends, they set out to find Johnny a new best friend.
Thu, Nov 25, 2010
Johnny looks down at his hand and notices that he's developed an unsightly wart. He can't remember fraternizing with witches or handling toads, still there it is. He and Dukey sneak up to the lab to find a remedy. The girls are happy to help and give him a solution and within seconds the wart disappears! The next morning Johnny wakes up only to discover that the wart has returned and it's bigger than before. As the day goes on, the wart develops a "defiant personality" and tiny face and then it talks! Finally the girls confess they didn't give Johnny a wart killing solution, they wanted to see if they could bring a wart to life! And it worked! Soon the wart is trying take over Johnny. Johnny wants to get rid of the wart; but it keeps going into hiding inside Johnny. Will the girls be able to get rid of Warty before he takes over Johnny? / The girls want Johnny to have a sleepover and invite Gil so that they can sneak in and kiss him like Princess Charmings kissing Sleeping Beauty Dude however, Dad has spent hours cleaning up Johnny's mess and he wants Johnny to keep the house spic and span and quiet all night long. He agrees that Johnny and the girls can have a sleep over but if there is a mess or any noise he's holding Johnny responsible! Will Johnny and Dukey be able to keep things under control or will there be chaos in the Test house when Gil, Bling Bling and Jillian all sleepover?