The events, characters, and firms depicted in this photoplay are fictitious. Really. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental, and very weird. We suggest moving and/or staying away from the creepy woods, especially when you know something is out there killing people.
No werewolves were hurt during the production of this screenplay.
This film is dedicated to the Great State of Wisconsin.
Why are you still reading this? Go back to the video store and rent another Asylum film. You know you want to.