Dexter's Laboratory (TV Series)

Rude Removal (1998)

Kat Cressida: Dee Dee, Rude Dee Dee

Quotes 

• Rude Dexter : [the rude Dexter and DeeDee emerge from the tube]  Where the f**k are we?

  Rude Dee Dee : Beats the s**t out of me.

  Dexter : Why you're in Dexter's laboratory silly, I'm Dexter and this golden haired angel behind me is my charming sister Dee Dee.

  DeeDee : [does a curtsy]  Charmed.

  Rude Dexter : Ah f**k off!

  Dexter , DeeDee : [Shocked]  Oh dear!

  Dexter : Excuse me sir, but we think that was very rude and we are in want of an apology.

  [the rude twin prepares to punch him] 

  Rude Dexter : Here's your f***ing apology!

• Rude Dee Dee : [searching through the cupboards]  Where's the f**king candy?

  Rude Dexter : [a thrown can hits him]  Hey f**king watch where you're throwing that s**t!

  Rude Dee Dee : [Pretends to apologize]  Okay, I will!

  [Dee Dee hits him with another can] 

  Rude Dexter : [Angry]  Food fight!

• Dexter : [Yelling at DeeDee after she annoys him]  SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!

  [Sarcastically] 

  Dexter : So, you want to what my ingenious invention is, do you?

  DeeDee : [Winks at him]  You know it, bro.

  Dexter : It is GREAT, that's what it is!

  [Demonstrating his newest invention] 

  Dexter : This machine has the ability to remove and contain the most annoying personality trait known to man; rudeness.

  [Presenting the device, smiling] 

  Dexter : Behold... THE RUDE REMOVAL SYSTEM!

• Rude Dee Dee : [Rude Dexter shoots a laser gun at Dexter and Deedee while Rude Deedee tries to take it from him]  Let me play with that!

  Rude Dexter : You're too stupid to use it, you moron!

  [hits her on the head with it]