Mind of Mencia (2005–2008)
Courtney Andresen: Stacy
Quotes
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[phone rings]
Stacy : Carlos, seriously, it's the president of the United States.
Host : S-send him through.
George Bush : Carlos, it's president George W. Bush. Ya got a minute?
Host : Yea, Yeah, what's up?
George Bush : Well, I just want to say that uh, Laura and I really love your show.
[Heh heh heh]
Host : God... I'm honored, sir.
George Bush : Well, I appreciate that, but I do have an official request for ya, CM.
Host : What would that be?
George Bush : Well, Carlos, I've always tried to be a uniter, not a divider. Unfortunately, I feel your racialistically charged material is pulling this country apart. So as a favor to me, and America, could you please stop tellin' those ethnical jokes? Ya know, I'd appreciate that.
Host : Sir, I love this country more than anything in the world, and I respect what you've done so much... but, the one thing I truly love about this country is freedom of speech. So... You can go fuck yourself, you redneck cracker!