The Smurfs (2011)

George Lopez: Grouchy

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Quotes 

• Papa : I'm sorry, Master Winslow, but we badly need to borrow your stargazer.

  Patrick Winslow : I don't have a stargazer, okay? It's not something people of this century just have, especially here.

  Grouchy : Not happy.

  Patrick Winslow : Now if you excuse me, I have to work.

  Papa : Well, perhaps we can sing to help things along. And then we'll get the stargazer. Come along, Smurfs.

  [La la la la la la Sing, a happy song La la la la la la Smurf the whole day long] 

  Patrick Winslow : Stop. Stop! Come on. None of you find that song just the tiniest bit annoying?

  Grouchy : I find it annoying.

  Papa : Well, what do you sing at work?

  Patrick Winslow : I don't sing at work.

  Smurfette : [gasps]  What?

  Gutsy : And you have to wear a leash. Harsh.

  Smurfette : I know. How about if we hum?

  [they begin humming the song] 

  Patrick Winslow : Please stop humming.

• Clumsy : Just because your name IS Grouchy, doesn't mean you always have to BE grouchy.

  Grouchy : Yeah. It does.

• Grouchy : Where the Smurf are we?

  Gutsy : Up the smurfin' creek without a paddle, that's where!

• Grouchy : [about to leave New York]  I hated it... so much less than I expected.

  Patrick Winslow : Bye, Grouchy.

  Grouchy : Don't get me wrong, I still hate it here!

• Narrator Smurf : And so the Smurfs left this great city of New York. And I think they left it a little sweeter, a little wiser, a little smurfier. And as that portal began to close for the last time...

  Grouchy : Hey! Seriously, stop!

  [pulls Narrator Smurf through the portal] 

  Narrator Smurf : BYE!

• Grouchy : Let's get our Smurf on!

• Grouchy : Don't get your petals in a twist.

• Grouchy : I'm tired of the whole dating game! Just say who you are, and be who you say, right?

• Grouchy : [to Gargamel]  You have our Papa. Prepare to get smurfed!

• [seeing New York City for the first time] 

  Brainy : Wow! Palaces everywhere!

  Grouchy : [sees someone dressed as the Statue of Liberty]  Wow! A green goblin!

  Smurfette : [sees someone dressed as Elmo]  Wow! A red troll!

  Gutsy : [sees a giant TV screen with Bar Rafaeli]  Wow, look at that giant princess!

• [Grouchy falls into a pile of blue sweets, and gets a mouthful] 

  Grouchy : YUCK! Smurf droppings! These are disgusting... ly tasty!