- Title Card: Castoria College, where the students cried for more education - and howled from more football.
- Title Card: Alma Matter... The eye-doll of the Campus.
- Title Card: Charlie Horse, a lame excuse for a student.
- Title Card: After Graduation, He became a blacksmith because his girl had a horse.
- Man in Blackface: [Burglar threatens with a gun] Heaven help me!
- [Burglar hit in the head by a falling bag of sand]
- Man in Blackface: Dat's what Ah calls service!