Comedy Central Roasts (TV Series)
Comedy Central Roast of Pamela Anderson (2005)
Nick Di Paolo: Self - Roaster
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Quotes
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Nick DiPaolo : [to Pamela Anderson] As an actor, you have the emotional range of Terri Schiavo.
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Nick DiPaolo : Pam's ass is so perfect, I don't think shit comes out of it. I think it's soft serve vanilla ice cream.
[Turns to her]
Nick DiPaolo : If you had dysentery, I'd follow you around for a week with a waffle cone.