Special (2006)

Michael Shamus Wiles: Cop #1

Quotes 

• Les : [has just run full-speed into a wall]  I'm, uh, I'm not like most people.

  Cop #1 : Yeah, I can see that.

• Les : I was thinking we could, uh, develop some sort of signal. Doesn't have to be as complicated as the "Bat Signal". In the meantime, here's my card. Take one of those. Pager number on it. You, uh, you give me a call anytime you need something, and I'll be right there.

  Cop #1 : Actually, I think I've got something for you right now...

  Les : Really?

  Cop #1 : There's this loon going around tackling innocent people... .