S. William Hinzman: The Experienced Zombie

Quotes 

• The Experienced Zombie : Bullshit! Bullshit! It's all bullshit!

  [starts beating Trailer Trash Guy with sandwich] 

  The Experienced Zombie : Egg salad sandwiches! Egg salad sandwiches! Egg salad! Egg salad! It's all bullshit!

  [moans, throws down sandwich, walks off]