Ron Jeremy: Buffalo

Quotes 

• Buffalo : Couldn't you help a brother out? I'm Santa Claus. You can't be a Christian.

• Buffalo : Well, Merry Christmas, Jasper.

  Jasper : Hmf. Merry Christmas to you, fat ass. Heya, at least look on the bright side. Stepdad number 2 got his magic mushroom kit.

  Buffalo : That was a cow pie, you moron!

  Jasper : Oh, yeah.