Pretty Cool Too (2007)
Eric Fagundes: Walter Buckell
Quotes
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Walter Buckell : [Walter sees a young, attractive woman jogging in a grey tracksuit. He pulls out the Genie] Call her.
Sexy Jogger : [Her phone rings, and she answers it] Hello?
Walter Buckell : Pretty warm out here.
[She strips down to her underwear. Walter looks on in glee as she keeps jogging and her boobs jiggle]
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Walter Buckell : [while using the Genie to imitate Dave] Sorry, it's my brother's cell phone. It's malfunctioning.
[He turns to the Genie]
Walter Buckell : It's supposed to be generating soothing sounds and vibrations that make your erogenous zones tingle with sexual desire.
[She nods and gives him a thumbs up]
Brittany Wood : Ooooo...
[She moans as she starts to feel her body be sexually stimulated by the Genie's power]
Brittany Wood : Oh!... Oh my God... Ooooo Woooooow!
[She moans]
Brittany Wood : That's a pretty cool cell phone! Oh! Do you know where I can get one of those?
[She continues moaning]
Walter Buckell : [Awkward, as Brittany keeps on moaning in pleasure in front of him] It uh... hits the spot, huh? The uh... the G-spot?
Genie : Locating G-spot now.
Brittany Wood : [She feels her pleasure spike] Oh my God!
[She squeals and moans]
Genie : Activating G-spot.
Brittany Wood : [She writhes as she has a sudden orgasm] OH YES! WOOO YES! OH MY GOD! Oh!
[She calms down as her orgasm ends]
Brittany Wood : Hey you know what that idea of yours, sounds really good. You and me, right here, right now.
[She leans in to kiss him, and she grabs his groin. He backs away, and realises he's soft]
Brittany Wood : What's wrong?
Walter Buckell : Nothing...
Brittany Wood : Well, seems like you're the one who's not in the mood!
Walter Buckell : Just gimme a second, okay? I'll be right back.
[He walks off into the kitchen]
Brittany Wood : Hurry up.
[She smiles, and takes her bikini top off, leaving her topless]
Genie : What's wrong? Wasn't she sexually stimulated enough?
Walter Buckell : Oh yeah, she's ready.
Genie : So, then what's the problem?
Walter Buckell : I'm not! I mean... it's hard. I mean it's not hard.
Genie : I don't understand.
Walter Buckell : I was wondering... can I use this mind control power on myself?
Genie : Yes, but why would you want to?
Walter Buckell : Because... I wanna give myself a...
[He gestures to his groin, and she understands]
Walter Buckell : You know. I want it to last a long, long time. No one-minute wonder man, not with her.
Genie : My data states that the human brain is the most powerful sexual organ in a person's body. So it should work.
Walter Buckell : Then start humming.
[He relaxes, and lets the genie do her magic]
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Walter Buckell : [Agatha is laid in a peaceful, post-orgasmic sleep on her bed. Just then, Walter bursts into the room in nothing but his underwear] Agatha! I've been looking for you.
Agatha Miller : [She stands up, obviously not quite composed] And I've... been waiting for you.
[She slaps him]
Agatha Miller : Disgusting creep!
Walter Buckell : What did I do?
Agatha Miller : Why don't you ask your electronic friend? She has it all committed to memory and I've... felt... every minute of it!
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Mona : [a phone goes off. The girls all check theirs, but Mona finds it's hers] It's me, ya'll!
[She answers it]
Mona : Howdy.
Walter Buckell : [Over the phone] The Big O will happen to you whenever you hear the word "in", and will stop whenever you hear the word "out".
Tracy : Who was it?
Mona : I dunno, prank call, wrong number, who cares.
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June : [Her phone rings] How does he keep getting our numbers?
[She answers it]
June : Look buddy...
Walter Buckell : I hear that money turns you on.
June : Yeah, so?
Walter Buckell : Whenever the subject comes up, you will play with your boobs, and not even know you're doing it.
June : That is the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard.