21 Jump Street (TV Series)
Besieged: Part 2 (1987)
Johnny Depp: Officer Tom Hanson
Quotes
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Officer Tom Hanson : Death benefits?
Officer Harry Truman Ioki : No, according to the computer now I'm dead, but it pays more. What do you think?
[pause]
Officer Harry Truman Ioki : I think I'm going to cash it.
Officer Tom Hanson : Ioki, if you're dead, how can you cash the check?
Officer Harry Truman Ioki : I've got two forms of I.D.
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Sal 'Blowfish' Banducci : Go home! You know what I do when my toilet gets stopped up at home?
Officer Tom Hanson : I can't imagine!
Sal 'Blowfish' Banducci : I call a plumber, you can't work all the time.
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Officer Tom Hanson : Hey Doug, how you doing? I was worried about you.
Officer Doug Penhall : Why? I'm fine.
Officer Tom Hanson : Well you blew out of here last night, you didn't say anything, and I called you half the night and
[clears throat]
Officer Tom Hanson : you weren't home.
Officer Doug Penhall : Yeah?
Officer Tom Hanson : Yeah, so what'd you do? Did you get lucky?
[impersonates Doug]
Officer Tom Hanson : Hi, I'm Doug Penhall, I'm so depressed, won't you take me to bed and cheer me up?
Officer Doug Penhall : ...Went home early, went to sleep, guess I didn't hear the phone. You got a sick mind.