3rd Rock from the Sun (TV Series)
Dick Is from Mars, Sally Is from Venus (1996)
Kristen Johnston: Sally Solomon
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Quotes
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Sally Solomon : This is all your fault. I didn't want to be the woman. You made me be the woman.
Dr. Dick Solomon : You're a decorated veteran. I thought you could handle it.
Sally Solomon : Well, I can't. This is hard.
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Sally Solomon : You just can't imagine what it feels like Dick. It's like he reached in and pulled all of the bones out of my body.
[Sally starts to cry and Dick starts moving away from her]
Dr. Dick Solomon : My God! What are you doing?
Sally Solomon : Apparently I'm leaking.
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Sally Solomon : Damn it Dick. Give me some pain I can define!
Dr. Dick Solomon : I will not jam your hand in the toaster again.
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Dr. Dick Solomon : Well, one of us has to experience sex and I am getting nowhere with her.
[Dick points towards Mary]
Sally Solomon : Well, why didn't you say so? I mean if sex is so important, you and I can do it right here on the desk and get it out of the way.
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Dr. Dick Solomon : So, lieutenant, give us a full report on your assignment.
Sally Solomon : He was wonderful. He thinks I'm wonderful. He asked me where I've been all his life.
Dr. Dick Solomon : You didn't tell him.
Sally Solomon : All the coordinates. Thank goodness he didn't believe me so I didn't have to kill him.
Dr. Dick Solomon : What happened after dinner?
Sally Solomon : Well, he wanted to sleep with me, I wanted sex, but since he was tired I let him go home.
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Sally Solomon : Hello, Brad. I've come to check your phone.
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Sally Solomon : Tell me Dick, what kind of shampoo do you use?
Dr. Dick Solomon : I don't know.
Sally Solomon : Exactly. And do you feel the urge to have an 8 pound, screaming larva rip its way out of your lower abdomen?
Dr. Dick Solomon : No, I think I can do without that.
Sally Solomon : Y'see? Here, you and I are completely different life forms and it's just some sick cosmic joke that we have to share a planet.
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Sally Solomon : Mother Earth.
Dr. Dick Solomon : Father Time.
Sally Solomon : Lady Luck.
Dr. Dick Solomon : Gentlemen's Quarterly.
Sally Solomon : Daughters of the American Revolution.
Dr. Dick Solomon : Son of Kong.
Sally Solomon : Fairy Godmother.
Dr. Dick Solomon : The Godfather of Soul.
Sally Solomon : Mississippi.
Dr. Dick Solomon : Mr. Sippi.
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Nina Campbell : Hey, check out the bartender.
Dr. Mary Albright : [sarcastically] Oooh... God's gift to women!
Sally Solomon : I hope he kept the receipt.
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Sally Solomon : Isn't there some place where people can just have meaningless sex with various partners?
Dr. Mary Albright : Yes. It's called "the '70s".
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Harry Solomon : When do I get to touch your breasts?
Sally Solomon : Right before you die!
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[pointing to a man at the bar]
Sally Solomon : YOU! Your sexual organs are in total diametric opposition to mine.
Guy : Well, hey... So, can I give you a call some time?
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Harry Solomon : When do I get to touch your breasts?
Sally Solomon : Right before you die.
Harry Solomon : Fair enough!
[Reaching towards her]