- Michelle Solomon: Sally, do you have a boyfriend?
- Sally Solomon: Yes, I do, Michelle. His name is Don, and he's a cop.
- Michelle Solomon: [chuckles] Ohhh! Cops are so hot!
- Sally Solomon: [excitedly] Tell me about it! I've got me the hottest one! Hey, check him out.
- [Sally takes a photo of Don from her shirt and gives it to Michelle. Michelle looks at the photo, and her chuckling instantly fades]
- Michelle Solomon: [faintly] Whoa.
- [Sally takes the photo back, unaware that Michelle is unimpressed of Don's look]
- Sally Solomon: [smiles] Hands off, hon. He's mine.
- Michelle Solomon: Hey, Sally, can I tell you a secret?
- Sally Solomon: Sure, Missy. Of course you can.
- Michelle Solomon: I'm a virgin.
- Sally Solomon: [impressed] Wow!
- Michelle Solomon: Yeah...
- Sally Solomon: Really?
- [Michelle nods]
- Sally Solomon: God... I remember what those days were like, you know. Feel like I was the only person on Earth who hadn't had sex. Wondered what it was gonna be like.
- Michelle Solomon: When did you lose your virginity?
- Sally Solomon: Eh, couple of weeks ago.
- Michelle Solomon: [amazingly] Wow!
- Sally Solomon: Yeah... So what are you waiting for?
- Michelle Solomon: I don't know... The right guy.
- Sally Solomon: Oh my god! That is exactly what I did! That is so cool!
- [they giggle and hug]
- Dr. Dick Solomon: You can't go home again. So much for family, and brotherhood, and 'Home is where the heart is.' What a bunch of crap!
- Dr. Mary Albright: Now you know where I've been coming from. You go home for the holidays, you see that beautiful Christmas tree in the window, everything looks so idyllic, and all of a sudden, there's your mother, swinging a 5-iron at your father's head, and the tree's in the egg nog.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: How do you deal with it?
- Dr. Mary Albright: I repress. Repression is the key to a happy family.
- Sally Solomon: Mail's here.
- Harry Solomon: Ah, the mail. What would a day on Earth be like without the mail!
- Tommy Solomon: Prob'ly a lot like Sunday.
- Dr. Mary Albright: Dick, how much did your father tell you about what happened between him and the family?
- Dr. Dick Solomon: [hesitates] Not a lot. He... lost his mouth in the war.