- Tommy Solomon: Sally, they want you to be on 'Good Afternoon, Rutherford'.
- Harry Solomon: That's my second-favorite show!
- Dr. Dick Solomon: What's your first-favorite?
- Harry Solomon: 'Good Morning, Rutherford'.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: [Reading from a newspaper article quoting Sally, after she reclaimed their restaurant table given to celebrity Mark Hamill] Just because I'm a nobody doesn't mean I'm not somebody.
- Mrs. Dubcek: Y'know, I did some modeling in my day. 'Course, I - I had a very bad experience though: the runway stopped, and I didn't.