- [Don's story about foiling a bank robbery makes everyone think]
- Tommy Solomon: Robbing a bank, that sounds impossible. You got the surveillance cameras, and the security guards...
- Harry Solomon: ...all those dirty magazines, and pressure to perform...
- Sally Solomon: Harry, that's a sperm bank.
- Harry Solomon: Oh, God, no!
- [thinking it's an alien bar, Dick goes with Frankie to a gay bar, and finds Mrs Dubcek there]
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Hey, what are you doing here? Are you...
- Mrs. Dubcek: No, these boys just love me. What about you?
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Surprise!
- Mrs. Dubcek: Not really.
- [Dick enters the office wearing a plastic helmet, tool belt, and construction worker's clothes]
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Hello, Nina.
- Nina: What the hell is this all about?
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Just in case Mary was worried, I wanted to prove to her that I'm a real man. Whaddaya think, Nina, ya like beefcake?
- Nina: Not from your funky bakery.