Red, White & Dick
- Episode aired Dec 19, 2000
- TV-PG
- 22m
Dick loves America, but does America love Dick?Dick loves America, but does America love Dick?Dick loves America, but does America love Dick?
Dick loves America, but does America love Dick?Dick loves America, but does America love Dick?Dick loves America, but does America love Dick?
Mr. Barnes: [about the US Citizenship Test Dick Solomon wants to skip] I don't think you understand. Why don't you take these study materials and just come back when you're ready?
Dr. Dick Solomon: No, no, I'm ready now. I've lied on my tax returns, I've been arrested and I don't vote. I'm a true American. Test me now!
Mr. Barnes: Okay. Question 1: How is the President of the United States elected?
Dr. Dick Solomon: Now, I know this. He - or she... yeah, right... is chosen on the basis of how physically attractive they are and their definition of adultery. And it doesn't hurt to know Barbra Streisand.