3rd Rock from the Sun (TV Series)
Stuck with Dick (1998)
John Lithgow: Dr. Dick Solomon
Quotes
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Sally Solomon : [Dick wants to impress Mary with expensive wine and food] Dick, why don't you just grab some microwave burritos and a couple of 'tall boys', and go for it?
Dr. Dick Solomon : Oh, Sally, you don't know the first thing about entertaining.
Harry Solomon : Yeah, first ya gotta get some friends!
Tommy Solomon : Yeah, good luck with that, Miss Personality.
Sally Solomon : [with obvious contempt] Shut up, butt-rash, I'm workin' on it.
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Dr. Dick Solomon : I miss the days of furtive looks across the office, passing notes in faculty meetings... oh, and the groping was always nice.
Sally Solomon : Let me ask you something: If things were so great, why were you always making our lives miserable with your constant whining and complaining?
Dr. Dick Solomon : [like a spoiled child] Was not!
Harry and Tommy together : Uh, huh. Was so!
Dr. Dick Solomon : Well, if I did, it's probably because I was filled with so much bliss, I didn't know where to shove it!