- Crystal Dart: You think I brought you up here under false pretenses don't you?
- Stuart Bailey: Well things are not exactly as I expected.
- Crystal Dart: And I'm not all sweetness and light?
- Stuart Bailey: Who is?
- Crystal Dart: Bailey if you don't hate me by now you're a minority of one.
- [last lines]
- Jeff Spencer: [as Stuart leaves for the evening on his date with legendary performer Crystal Dart] I guess I'll go home and watch "Bronco".