- Stuart Bailey: J.R., first chance I've had a chance to talk to you since we got back from town.
- J.R. Hale: You want gossip you find the prettiest secretary in town.
- Stuart Bailey: Naturally.
- J.R. Hale: Willa was born here, Randy Phelps hasn't got an enemy in the community, and poor Tuffy Miles is considered the town oddball. For no special reason, they just say so.