- Bridget: Mom, don't ground me, please.
- Cate: I'm not.
- Bridget: Oh wow, it worked. Mom, give me twenty dollars, please.
- Cate: Tomorrow afternoon, you're gonna help me garden and clean the rain gutters.
- Bridget: Mom, what about my nails?
- Cate: Yeah, you might wanna cut those back.
- Bridget: [to CJ] This is all your fault. Hey, I just realized what "CJ" stands for... Benedict Arnold!
- C.J.: That would really hurt... if it made sense at all.