- C.J. Barnes: [Imitating Hannibal Lecter's creepy calm voice from Silence Of The Lambs] Hello, Cate.
- Cate Hennessy: [Noticing C. J. sitting in the dark dining room, wearing a white fedora and drinking a cup of tea] How long have you been there?
- C.J. Barnes: [Voice] Bridget, Kerry. Kerry, Bridget. What do they covet most, Cate?
- Cate Hennessy: Boys?
- C.J. Barnes: [Voice] Yes. Many, many boys.
- Cate Hennessy: But this still doesn't make any sense! I was just upstairs in their room...
- C.J. Barnes: [Voice] Snooping, Clarice?
- Cate Hennessy: Cleaning! And I found my suitcase, and then these websites to various hotels.
- C.J. Barnes: [Voice] Hmm... Suitcase, hotel, boys. One banana, two banana, three banana, four.
- C.J. Barnes: [Imitating Hannibal Lecter's creepy calm voice from Silence Of The Lambs] What we have here, Cate, is a Trash & Dash.
- Cate Hennessy: What's that?
- C.J. Barnes: [Voice] An underground party, thrown every year by the cool kids at school. They rent a fancy hotel suite, throw a big party, trash the place, then dash out without paying. Trash & Dash.
- Cate Hennessy: You did that?
- C.J. Barnes: [Normal voice] I said the cool kids did, all right? I asked my friends about it, they're like "Nah, it's a myth."
- Cate Hennessy: You know, actually that makes sense. Champagne, hotel rooms, the cool kids didn't invite you. Thanks, C. J.
- C.J. Barnes: [Hannibal voice] You have to admit it, Cate, the world's a more interesting place with me in it.
- Cate Hennessy: C. J., why are you talking like that?
- C.J. Barnes: [Normal voice] I don't know.
- Cate Hennessy: Corn?
- [She sits up]
- Bridget Hennessy: [Flashback VO] The chips are potato and corn...
- [She stands up and knocks a bag over. A flyer falls out that reads "Evergreen - It's totally fresh 'n' fun"]
- Kerry Hennessy: [Flashback VO] We rented... Evergreen. We hear it's totally fresh and fun...
- Cate Hennessy: [Flashback VO, reading a flyer] An overnight stay in a tranquility suite...
- Rory Hennessy: [Flashback, hanging up the phone] That's weird. Travis Stevens just called and invited me to stay over...
- Bridget Hennessy: [Flashback VO] We're gonna do some vacuuming, so you might wanna put your earplugs in, Grandpa.
- C.J. Barnes: [Flashback, sipping a cup of tea] What do they covet most, Cate? Many, many boys...
- Cate Hennessy: Ooh, those girls! They are so dead!
- [Hops out of the room]
- Bridget: [to the tune of Camptown Races, in the shower] Who's the girl with the pretty hair? Bridget! Bridget! Who's the girl that makes boys stare? Bridget Hennessy!
- Bridget: Lather, rinse, repeat! Lather, rinse, repeat! Do it twice and the hair smells nice, lather, rinse, repeaaattt!
- Bridget: Now onto the legs. Who's the girl with the pretty legs? Bridget! Bridget!
- [Kerry, listening to her, sighs and rolls her eyes]