- B.A. Baracus: I don't start no trouble. I mind my own business.
- Amy: B.A., going up to a traffic cop who's writing out a ticket for your van, and eating the citation right in front of his face, absolutely falls under starting trouble.
- Deke Watkins: Well, you boys got an awful lot of stupid in you.
- "Hannibal" Smith: I got a thing about living with cockroaches. My friends and I are gonna do some exterminating.
- Deke Watkins: Oh, you should've left town when you had the chance.
- Face: That was our next line.
- Hannibal: The first time I tagged up with Ray Brenner, he couldn't have been more than two weeks out of Special Forces training. The unit was on a search and destroy detail, had to blow up one of Charlie's supply bridges. It got REAL hot. Ray stood up like a guy born to do just that.
- Face: One time Charlie had the company pinned down. It was my first firefight and there was crying and screaming everywhere. When I bailed out of the jeep and hit the dirt, I lost my helmet. Ray gave me his.
- B.A. Baracus: One night I was walking point and took a round in my leg. I was bleeding bad, real bad. Then this white dude come up to me and dragged me over to the MediVac. Ray Brenner had a heart like I never seen.
- Murdock: There's a difference between being brave and just crazy. Ray Brenner was just brave. He directed me in through a hornet's nest about a day from Da Nang, and we pulled some grunts out of trouble. My bird was the only one left in the sky.
- B.A. Baracus: Ray was one of the only men who stood by us during the trial. He was a friend. And friends always do for one another. Just because he's gone, that don't mean we don't owe him.
- Amy: It's those maniacs.
- Trish Brenner: Oh Amy, what are we gonna do?
- Amy: Anything we can to keep those creeps from getting their hands on us.
- Amy: [Grabbing a rifle from the wall] Oh, why didn't I pay more attention when the guys do this?
- "Hannibal" Smith: Look, do you have a cemetery around here?
- Harold Watkins: Cemetery, hey, have we got a cemetery. Fact is, people's dying to get in there.
- Harold Watkins: [laughs] Eh, you get it? You see, dying? You know, dying to get in!
- "Hannibal" Smith: I'll bet Johnny Carson's holding his breath waiting for you to drop out of the sky.
- Murdock: [with his ear to the hood of B.A.'s van] Oh yeah, baby, yeah. B.A., it's her. She recognizes me.