The A-Team (TV Series)
Children of Jamestown (1983)
Mr. T: B.A. Baracus
Quotes
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Amy : Wow. Those blood capsules are really realistic.
Face : Think so, huh? I accidentally swallowed the capsules. Hannibal split the inside of my lip.
Hannibal : Sorry, kid. You walked right into that one.
Face : [spitting out a tooth] Oh, there goes another cap!
B.A. Baracus : Hannibal, why did you go bust Face-man in the lip for? You know you make him ugly you're gonna mess up our meal-ticket. We won't be able to get into good hotel rooms.
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Hannibal : Hey Face, what do you think these guy wear under their skirts?
Face : Uh, I don't know.
[to closest cult member]
Face : Half slip?
[gets hit in the gut with a rifle]
Face : Ohhh!
Hannibal : [to closest cult member] Garter belt?
[gets in the gut with a rifle]
Hannibal : Arrgh!
B.A. Baracus : I think you guys wear panty hose!
[gets hit doesn't react]
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Howling Mad Murdock : Hey Face, those blood capsules work great!
B.A. Baracus : Hannibal knocked out his cap!
Howling Mad Murdock : HANNIBAL! Without the Faceman's smile we get lousy hotels!
Hannibal : Get that bird off the ground!
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Amy : So now what do we do? How do we get out of here?
Hannibal : Well first off we may not. We could die right here. Accept that. Anything else is just very good luck. Figure you're dead, can you do that?
Amy : Are you kidding?
B.A. Baracus : Look Amy, we all gotta accept death, that way we don't have no fear. It gives us the edge.
Amy : Well I don't think I can.
Face : Try. You gotta try.
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B.A. Baracus : [about Martin James] The man's a pothead, Hannibal, he's high on smack or a speedball or something. That's why he wears those shades, so you can't see his eyes.
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B.A. Baracus : Hey, Jack, I thought you was a farmer. This place looks like a junkyard.
Tim Coulton : Well, I turn a lot of junk into art, it's what I do.
Hannibal : What's in the barn?
Tim Coulton : My studio.
B.A. Baracus : Studio? You make movies too? What do you call them, those art movies?
Tim Coulton : It's where I sculpt.
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Hannibal : [the team has been captured by a cult] Hey, Face, what do think these guys are wearing under their skirts?
Face : Uh, I don't know.
[to closest Cult Member]
Face : Half slip?
[gets hit in gut with a rifle butt]
Face : Ohh!
Hannibal : [to closest cult member] Garter belt?
[gets hit in the gut with a rifle butt]
Hannibal : Arrgh!
B.A. Baracus : I think you guys wear panty hose!
[gets hit. Doesn't react]