- B.A. Baracus: Hey fellas, did it go alright?
- [Murdock opens his mouth]
- B.A. Baracus: No feedback, Murdock, just nod.
- Meeks: Hey Dorsette, I'm going with ya!
- Templeton "Faceman" Peck: [posing as Dorsette] Hey, Meeks, I know how to buy clothes by myself, huh!
- Meeks: [noticing Faceman's Corvette] Hey, where did a record changer like you get a car like this?
- Templeton "Faceman" Peck: Well, what you drive is what you project, right? Course, a guy like you is probably just happy to have air in his tires.
- Meeks: Yeah. Just drive!
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: Did Meeks pick the right pair of cufflinks?
- "Howling Mad" Murdock: Of course! He picked the pink and purple babies that B.A. bugged.
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: [wearing a ski mask and firing a machine gun] This establishment is closed down!
- Racketeer Johnny Royce: You again!
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: Yeah, I'm like a lick of garlic, I linger. Now, guess what you just rolled? Snake eyes! You gentlemen want to step back from the tables?
- [starts staying bullets at the roulette tables]
- "Howling Mad" Murdock: Hey Big Guy, you don't think they put that casino on wheels, do you?
- B.A. Baracus: Oh no, I'll go get the van, you check inside the warehouse!
- "Howling Mad" Murdock: You got it!
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: [disguised as a tailor, taking Face's measurements] 32 on the waist.
- Templeton "Faceman" Peck: 32? Hey are you sure you didn't reverse that tape and start from the other end?
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: If I say you're a 32, you're a 32, and if you don't like it, then diet.