The A-Team (TV Series)
The Taxicab Wars (1983)
George Peppard: John 'Hannibal' Smith
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Quotes
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Sgt. Bosco "B.A." Baracus : He's got a cape and mask in here, Hannibal. This dude is gonna drive around in a taxi with a cape and mack on.
Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock : B.A., I want that back!
Col. John "Hannibal" Smith : No cowl, Murdock? You were gonna do Captain Cab without a cowl?
Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock : Hannibal, I wanted a cowl, I really did, I just couldn't figure out how to make it.
Col. John "Hannibal" Smith : Ah.
Sgt. Bosco "B.A." Baracus : You shouldn't encourage him, Hannibal. He's getting worse. Now get out of here, Murdock! If I catch you a sheet around your neck again, or talking to your socks, I'm gonna split your personality, permanently!
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Cal Freeman : [Murdock has just done a sock puppet show] Are you sure he's okay? I mean, he doesn't seem quite normal.
Col. John "Hannibal" Smith : That sock is telling the truth.
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Crane's Bodyguard : You came to see Mr. Crane, you got five minutes. He's around back.
Col. John "Hannibal" Smith : I got to take my nephew Harold. He's a little retarded, but he is a nurse.
"Faceman" : Retarded?
Col. John "Hannibal" Smith : And a notary public. If your boss and I make a deal, Harold can make things legal.
"Faceman" : Uncle Clarence...
Col. John "Hannibal" Smith : Shut up Harold. He's a good nurse, but he won't eat his supper unless we let him wear his football helmet
"Faceman" : Football helmet?
Col. John "Hannibal" Smith : Ah, never should have mentioned it. See what I mean? Wanted to wear it out here today.
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Col. John "Hannibal" Smith : [Crane discovers the 'pacemaker' he's wearing is a tracking device, to Face] Harold! Did you tape the wrong device to me? No wonder I'm feeling so poorly!