ALF (TV Series)

Turkey in the Straw: Part 1 (1988)

Paul Fusco: ALF

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Quotes 

• Willie Tanner : That is the worst thing you have ever done.

  ALF : Willie, every time you say that, it loses a little more impact.

• Brian Tanner : What's wrong?

  ALF : Feeling, Bri. Motivation! You're a pilgrim! Two storm-tossed months at sea. You're weak. You're hungry. You wanna strangle your travel agent.

• Brian Tanner : Wow. It's raining cats and dogs.

  ALF : Raining cats? You open the skylight, I'll get the relish!