- Uncle Albert: Now, let's all go to dinner, huh?
- Willie Tanner: Oh, I, uh...
- Uncle Albert: Don't worry. The tab's on me. Oh, but I'm not payin' for Brian's invisible friend.
- Willie Tanner: What happened? ALF, exactly what happened?
- ALF: Well, I was in the tent, watching TV... incidentally, the coyote did survive... when Uncle Albert stuck his head in.
- Willie Tanner: He saw you?
- ALF: Yeah. I offered him one of Kate's cookies, but he keeled over.
- Kate Tanner: Did you ever hear the expression "Curiosity killed the cat"?
- ALF: Yeah, it's usually followed by the expression "Pass the plum sauce".
- ALF: What's in the box, Willie?
- Willie Tanner: I'm fine, Alf. How are you?
- Willie Tanner: Racked with curiosity, cloaked in conundrum and carrying a thesaurus.