- Hillary Brooke: Hello, Louis.
- Lou Costello: Hello, Hillary. I came to invite you across the hall to Mr. Fields' apartment for dinner. I'm going to cook dinner over there. Will you come?
- Hillary Brooke: Oh, Louis, I'd love to. How sweet of you. I didn't know you could cook.
- Lou Costello: Oh, sure. Every morning when I get up, I cook coffee in my pajamas.
- Hillary Brooke: Not in the coffee pot?