Simon Palomares: Ricardo 'Ricky' Martinez

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  Elizabeth 'Liz' Wilson : Gee, Rick, we've been going great guns this week.

  Ricardo 'Ricky' Martinez : Sure have.

• Jim Stephanidis : Right, Rick, I've got it, you know. We throw everything to the Monaro, and we'll be in Guatemala by the weekend huh?

  Ricardo 'Ricky' Martinez : Guatemala?

  Jim Stephanidis : Yeah, yeah, you speak Spanish. I think I've got an uncle there, or was that Guacamole. Anyway.

  Ricardo 'Ricky' Martinez : Jim, I've balanced the books to the last cent. What are they gonna get us for anyway? We've hardly made a profit.

  Jim Stephanidis : Ricky, my father never showed the books nobody, nothing, zilch, you understand? He even had a golden rule mate: "Jimako, never show the books to nobody, nothing, zilch."

  Ricardo 'Ricky' Martinez : Why?

• Ricardo 'Ricky' Martinez : No offence but I'm gonna have some linguini. Look, we've got nothing to worry about. We've done nothing illegal and we've got all the papers here to prove it.

  Memo Hatzidimitropoulos : Is it true that in some countries they cut off your... hands for being shifty to the government.