The Addams Family (TV Series)

Feud in the Addams Family (1965)

John Astin: Gomez Addams

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• Gomez Addams : Abigail's always fancied herself as the head of the Addams family. Besides, she thinks I'm some kind of a nut.

  Morticia Addams : You? Impossible!

  Gomez Addams : Even tried to prove it in court once before.

  Uncle Fester : Good thing the judge fell asleep.

• Uncle Fester : Hold it! Abigail's probably got spies all over the place. We'd better look around. Can't be too careful. The walls have ears.

  Gomez Addams : Interesting thought.

• Gomez Addams : Fester, these are Robespierre's parents.

  Uncle Fester : Oh, hi! Who's Robespierre?

  Gomez Addams : He's the little tyke Wednesday's set her cap for.

  Uncle Fester : Oh. When's the wedding?

• Pugsley Addams : Yesterday she got so upset for him while waiting for his call that she let the trains run for twenty minutes without one crash.

  Morticia Addams : Wednesday, you didn't.

  Gomez Addams : Shocking waste of electricity. We could've recharged Uncle Fester ten times with all that power.

  Wednesday Addams : I'm sorry, Father, but you don't measure love with dollars.

  Pugsley Addams : That's a woman for ya.

• Gomez Addams : [picks up a newspaper which was just thrown through the front window]  I'll have to speak to that newsboy... I've told him we wanted the paper delivered through the back window.