The Addams Family (TV Series)
Feud in the Addams Family (1965)
Carolyn Jones: Morticia Addams
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Quotes
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Gomez Addams : Abigail's always fancied herself as the head of the Addams family. Besides, she thinks I'm some kind of a nut.
Morticia Addams : You? Impossible!
Gomez Addams : Even tried to prove it in court once before.
Uncle Fester : Good thing the judge fell asleep.
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Morticia Addams : Black is such a happy color.
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Eleanor Courtney : And now if we could just meet old Mrs. Addams.
Morticia Addams : As soon as she's finished wrestling the alligator.
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Pugsley Addams : Yesterday she got so upset for him while waiting for his call that she let the trains run for twenty minutes without one crash.
Morticia Addams : Wednesday, you didn't.
Gomez Addams : Shocking waste of electricity. We could've recharged Uncle Fester ten times with all that power.
Wednesday Addams : I'm sorry, Father, but you don't measure love with dollars.
Pugsley Addams : That's a woman for ya.
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Morticia Addams : Now, remember, my dear, in all your relationships with boys, you must be shy and modest.
Wednesday Addams : Yes, Mother.
Morticia Addams : Poise and good manners are important, too. For instance, when Robespierre comes, I think it would be proper for you to curtsey.
Wednesday Addams : Curtsey?
Morticia Addams : Yes. Let's try.
[They curtsey together. Wednesday struggles to stand back up again]
Wednesday Addams : In this dress?
Morticia Addams : I see what you mean.